Wanna know the REAL Devil? HERE HE IS!!!!!
FORGET SATAN!
HE'S A SECOND-RATE WIMP WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THE SOURCE OF ALL SUFFERING, EVIL AND NEVER-ENDING VENGEANCE!
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH OLD HORNEY-HEADED JACK SCRATCH!
FOLLOW A REAL OVER-LORD OF EVIL-BEYOND-EVIL!
SAY HELLO TO JESUS-JEHOVAH-BIRD GOD, EVERYBODY'S NIGHTMARE AND THE TOTAL ADVERSARY OF THE CHURCH OF KALI.
Every Chr*stian's secret fearful idea of "God" is Jesus-Jehovah-Dove, who raped His own Mother so that He could be born and sacrificed with maximum sick cruelty TO Himself, so that He could forgive US for a crime which He tricked a child-innocent couple into performing---but if you don't accept His sacrifice and kiss His Hole-y Hiney JUST exactly right (and good luck figuring out what exactly RIGHT is), He gets to burn you forever and ever and ever in a place of never-ending burning torment, anyway; how good or decent you were in your daily life means exactly SQUAT to super-devil JesuHovaBird, anyway, so if you listened to the wrong minister, went to the wrong church or accepted any version of the Buy-bull except the Queen-excuse-me-KING James Version, you're eternally-burning toast, no matter how much effort, time and money you contributed to the "cause of Chr*st.
And, just remember, as you burn with unceasing, screaming burning pain, for uncountable quintillions of years, it's all because He LOVES you so damn much.
Yippee.
That's why we are often (falsely so-)called "Satanists."
The real truth is that there is no separation of any Thing from G*D. But, as the saints and sages observed, there are modes, thought-forms, actions and life-ways which are anti-human, anti-life, anti-freedom and TRULY EVIL! Total Bad Karma, dude! Most unfortunately, the people who promulgate this hateful philosophy are considered "good." Just like the Three Gunas and the Three Fathers, Jesus-Jehovah-Bird is a triplicate being. Let's look at each "Hallowed" Face and learn to see the reality which is there.
GOD THE FATHER
Original Name: Yahu, pronounced "Yahoo!"
Meaning stupid, ignorant or self-righteously degenerate and sub-human; thousands of cowboys, surfers and Yahoo users take "The Lord's name in vain" many times a day and never know it.
Ripped off from the original Father God of Sumerian mythology, El, Enlil or Anu, cobbled together from the images of Odin and Zeus, Great Yahoo is the PREMIER psychopath of the Universe. Sick, cruel and twisted, Yahoo loves the smell of blood, the sacrifice of living things, including, on many occasions, human beings. Yahoo is the original implacable, unforgiving hard-hearted bastard, the bloody-handed tyrant who loves to be hailed as "The All-merciful, just and forgiving," with an image stolen from countless brutal, selfish and bloodthirsty kings, who simply COULD NOT STAND the existence of any other king or kingdom.
Take those images, mix them together with thunder, bloodshed and bullshit, and you've got YAHOO, Only God of Christianity (except for the other two.)
GOD THE SON
"How shall we fuck off, Oh Lord?"
---Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
The concept of the virgin-born Redeemer, dying in expiation of man's sins and rising to save us all from death, is an ancient Pagan myth which represented both the rising and setting sun and the dying and resurrecting grain and fruit vines. The Old Ones understood that it was a myth, that it represented and personified nature forces. But, desperate for acceptance and converts, the Christians took the Hebrew legend of the Messiah (who, any devout Jew can tell you, was NEVER intended to be a replacement for God) and mixed it, rather clumsily and badly, with the older Pagan legends of the Rising Lord of Grain and Vine. Hence, Horus, Mithras, Krishna, Osiris and Apollo got transfigured into the Zombie Cockroach, Jesus Christ, prime enemy of the Kalimite religion.
GOD THE HOLY GHOST/SPIRIT/BIRD
Shamelessly ripped-off from the Pagan Goddesses, the Turtledove, long associated with the Divine Ladies of Love and Beauty,
Now, some conscious thought.
THE REAL JESUS: RABBI JOSHUA BEN JOSEPH, FAILED MESSIAH CANDIDATE, OUR MUTUAL GRANDFATHER
THE REAL FAKE JESUS: APOLLONIUS OF TYANA
THE REALLY FAKE REAL-ER JESUS: MITRA, OSIRIS, KRISHNA, SERAPIS
THE GENUINE JESUS- MITRA, AVATAR OF VISHNU
